satoshitomi

(re-worded&re-vamped. because I'm OC like that)

So. HI.

I may not be the brightest light bulb in the box, nor the most interesting piece of work, but if you want to friend me, I'll be happy to friend you back .

But first! FIRST----> PLEASE introduce yourself/say hi/prove you're human.

I won't eat you, I promise. ~~I can offer you many declarations of love.~~

COMMENT TO BE ~~LOVED~~ ADDED.

Make yourself be known. Show to me that you're not some mentally unstable psychopath out for blood-- MY blood.
Let's all be friends and dance merrily under a fucking ghei rainbow.

Coz, you know, that's what the world needs right now.

FRIENDSHIP. LOVE. RAINBOWS. NAKED GHEI MEN WHO LOVE TOUCHING EACH OTHER'S BUTTS.

So if you have the same interests as me- talk to me, add me, TAKE OVER THE WORLD WITH ME.
Let's make the world a better place...

...YOLOOO.

( Things you need (maybe. not really.) to know before you friend me: )

So. let the good time roll. LET'S FLY! :<>
Comment on this magnificent literary piece of a post! FRIEND ME NOW!!! 8D 8D
/desperation

For my FANFICS, go here.

Hi~ ho~ it's off to work we goo~! :D

Current Mood: chipper
Current Location: home
Current Music: Intergalactic <3

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Hahaha. #verymalandi

Last Saturday was awesome (and sparkly). Ugh. Just... SO MANY ARASHI FEELSS. <3

Also, I am determined to revive my journal. I really mean it this time. ASDFGHJKL

8D

Current Mood: chipper
Current Location: werk
Current Music: tobira

WHY HELLO WORLD.

YES I AM WORKING. ON A HOLIDAY.

Like fuq, I am calling newsdesk after newsdesk and they keep asking me gibberish on streaming the Hong Kong New Year Countdown live feed. WHAT DO I TELL THEM LIKEASDFGHJKL /EXPIRES.

Anyway, until the countdown (which I still have to monitor) I'll be watching Kohaku. YES BBS I WILL SUPPORT YOU. ♥!! 8D

A FEW MORE HOURS UNTIL 2014. HERE'S TO STARTING THE YEAR RIGHT WITH RAINBOWS AND SPARKLES. I LOVE YOU GUYS. (even though I haven't been commenting on my f-list's blogs. T^T sowrie *cough*

quartered *cough*)

ON A RELATED NOTE. DYING AT ARASHI'S KOHAKU PERF. GO SHOW THEM WHO'S BOSS GUIZ (ALSO. AIBA JUNIOR. <3) MOVING STAGE HOMGYESSSS!!!!!!!

HAPPY 2014 GUIZ.
I love you all! 8'D

( and the winning team for this year's Kohaku is... )

/cries

Current Mood: bitchy
Current Music: SOUND OF MY FLAILS

~~...wanna feel this way?~~ 8D

I feel as much shame in posting this as Ohno feels the need to hide that very busy hand of his.

.
..
...

I wanna look for that old AnS video of Sakurai trying to scratch his balls subtly. 8''Db
Oh Arashi, I love you. I really do♥!

Current Mood: 8Dv
Current Location: work
Current Music: random radio station

In an unexpected move, big-shot sweets factory/undercover Oompa Loompa breeding grounds, Morinaga, recently unleashed a massive campaign introducing its newest image—hiring well known actress/empress/BEST KICK-ASS TEACHER IN THE WHOLE WORLDHELLYEAHFTWNakama Yukei and Arashi’s own, burn-to-a-crispy-brown-with-a-creamy-nougat-center Ohno Satoshi as the new faces for Morinaga Biscuits.

( Of Arashi conbini stores, biscuits and edible underwear... )

This news update has been brought to you by Spicy Nino-Squid Chips! Slimy, yummy and with a hint of jabanero—the perfect snack for your afternoons at home playing Wii Party by yourself!

Squid-chips! Mmm~! They’re finger-licking good! ♫

(I may or may not have too much time in my hands. Tomato,tomato. :c)

Current Mood: :o
Current Location: work. sajfsbajkfbashbf
Current Music: random radio station

A little bit more till Christmas. ♥!

Our tree kept falling down. lol. the poor thing. :))

( And. I was procrastinating. )

Current Mood: :/
Current Location: work. sajfsbajkfbashbf
Current Music: Taiyou no Sekai <3

Haven't been posting much these last few days. :/

Lol. I'm too buried under so much work ryt nao. (and still, she manages to procrastinate at work. oh the wonders of a fangirl's priorities. 8D) X''D

:c

'needed to break the monotony in my lj so...

8D

I had fun yesterday with

leiyah_chan and

enzeru_no_innen . :D Though, I think I kind of scared a bunch of people on the bus when we were on our way home. =__=

..typical. D:

P.S.

I just found out that when I wear girly clothes and try to act feminine, people will offer me their seat on the bus. 8D

..does that mean I normally look like a guy in my normal clothes? T^T

Current Mood: :/
Current Location: work? WHAT WORK? I KNOW NO SUCH THING. D: D:
Current Music: ♫ Rock This ♫

I- I don't know where to start flailing D:

kfsklmflkamlkfmlka.

The PV.

The DVD.

The leaks.

The Ohno ~~'Do you like a Rock'~~ 'Wock with me Part 2' Solo?

OHGOD. I JUST. I FEEL AS IF ARASHI'S TRYING TO KILL ME OR SOMETHING WITH THEIR AWESOMNESS. 8''D

.........................fmelanmgfkdjgnmieuag. DNSJANDDNSFCN. AND, DID OHNO JUST SING 'HOHMAIGAD' IN HIS SONG? 8D 8D 8D

...I think maybe Jun's starting to rub off on the old guy. X''D

fmklasmflkas. I JUST. I. I LOVE THIS FANDOM SO MUCH. ♥!!!!

/shaking & crying with happiness

Sorry. My sense of coherency is gone. Isbfjknbsaifunsajnfsajngis 8D 8D 8D 8D
*has been reduced to keysmashes and emoticons*

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My Wii:

Played Wii with mother and father last Saturday. <3 FUN! X''3
Even if I spent, around 8k++ with this, I REGRET NOTHING!!! 8Db

I tried looking as kick-ass as this but, sadly, failed. D:

My body hurtss~ T^T father and mother can be pretty competitive with bowling. D'':
I CAN'T WAIT FOR MY 'Beautiful World' CD. asdjkasniurfnasif!!!!*seizures with excitement* 8D 8D

Current Mood: 8D CONCEERT!!
Current Location: in a happy place (in my mind) 8'D
Current Music: Ohno S.: ♪ HanakooOoO~ *dying*

Had a nice weekend.

Slept until afternoon on Saturday...

...and went out to eat with friends for dinner.

We ate at that 'MANFUKU TEI' *snort* restaurant we've been poking fun of since last month. (LOL at the name).

The food there was actually really good.

Ordered me some ramen and a serving of california maki. ♥!

Shouyu Ramen.

(I was seriously debating between the ramen and the donburi. :/ My love for clichéd food won out in the end. XD)

In the words of the great Ohno!god-- it be 'UMAI'! 8D

( Pepaaah keibuu~! )

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Oh. Random pic is random. 8Db

my work desk. one computer and one laptop. ~~YAY MULTI-TASKING!~~

(;___; )/

believe it or not, I have the most organized ~~and cleanest~~ desk in the whole office. :))

Current Mood: :o
Current Location: work....?
Current Music: pepaaah! ♫

I had nothing to do at work today.

No deadlines.

No advertorials.

No brainstorming.

~~No client calls.~~

Nothing.

It took me over an hour of staring blankly at my computer to figure out what to do all day.

~~....so I did this XD:~~

EDIT: OHELYES. A NEW DAY AND I APPARENTLY STILL HAVE A LOT OF FREE TIME ON MY HANDS. :/ HELLO~ LIFE.

and

(original)

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or

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(personally, i like the black ones better. :c)
NOTE: APPARENTLY, it's supposed to be 'dosukoi'? I don't know. I'm confused now. :c

~~I clearly have too much time in my hands. :))~~

~~on an unrelated note: my hands have started to shake. I may have had too much coffee today. :/~~
another unrelated note for day 2: I'm back to drinking coffee again. A little seizure won't hurt anybody... right? :o

Current Mood: *w*
Current Location: work. still.
Current Music: random songs on the radio

RAMON BAUTISTA buying ARASHI MAGAZINES.

OHGOD. LOL. SO MUCH.

benta ang linya na:
"**ina, puro Arashi ah. Magsawa ka, hayop ka."

8D

This fandom pwns so much. :))

got it from a fanblog. :P

Current Mood: LOL.
Current Location: work. still.
Current Music: ~嵐: Cool&Soul in Dome07

If this were a Disney movie I would say that this fic has been ‘digitally re-mastered/re-edited and now with 100% more waffle in between'.

But as it is, it’s not. :c

Zombies are just no match for Tinker Bell’s awesome fairy dust.

JUST SAYING.
/end random narration
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UNTITLED ZOMBIE!ARASHI CRACK FIC ~~OF EPIC PROPORTIONS~~

Rating: C for CRACK
Summary: They all laughed when someone said that the world was ending. They laughed even louder when the 21st came and went without a hitch. There was no holocaust, no WWIII, no famine… no excuse for the world to end at that very moment.

But what they didn’t know is that it had already started.

Can you stay alive without going mad? Can you still survive with six other people trying to drive you up the wall? Can you still manage to EXIST when all you have to rely on is a sleepy FISHERMAN, a cattish GAMER, an easily-excitable PET-LOVER, an accident-prone NEWS RESEARCHER, a sadistic PRIMA-DONNA and a mysterious girl wielding a blood-crusted FISHING ROD.

Will you be able to survive? CAN you survive?
(originally from

quartered's comment prompt. ILU, even though you probably won't read this. :)))

May 22, 2011 (Sunday)

It was nothing (probably) less than destiny itself.

It was May 22. The day after the so-called ‘Rapture’, as the outly religious called it and, the ‘old-man-chalks-up-another-failed-end-of-the-world prediction-day’, to the rest of the world.

( I honestly didn’t know what to believe )

Dun dun!! LOL. So sue me, I was bored. At least I was kind of productive. :/

Current Mood: 8(
Current Location: work....?
Current Music: NicoNico: World's End Dance Hall

I WANT TO FINISH MAKING MY ZOMBIE FIC.

~~(okay, so it's not really a zombie fic. More like a crack fandom-meets-fandom-meets-real-life-kind-of :/)~~

Originally from

quartered's comment challenge. it already spawned five pages at MS word for the first part. WHY WASTE IT? 8D

LOOK! I even made a photoshop pic for it. :'''D
*beams proudly*

( "..come on you lump... can't you go any faster??? It’s probably right behind us and you're taking all of your sweet time..." )

:D shall start doing the chapters soon! 8Db

Current Mood: :D
Current Location: work
Current Music: NicoNico: World's End Dancehall

oh.

hey.

8D

I know, I know it's been a long time since i last posted. XD I think most of my LJ friends here are already busy with their lives nao. :/ But me? I have all the time in the world (at work). XD AND, I even get to eat for free in fancy restaurants (although not all the time. but, free food is free food so.. 8Db).

Anyway, to get the ball rolling, maybe I should do some warm ups on bloging (since the last time i posted was... what... a year ago? =__=). YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS PEOPLE? 8D *looks estatically at no one* MEMES!!! HELL YEAH. 8D

....ARASHI MEMES.

*dances*

Yes. I now subject myself to answering this 30-day meme. Hopefully without fail. D: (although i have to skip weekends coz i def dont have internetz time at home... a~~nd maybe when I get too lazy to post and and...~~. D: D:)

So, without further ado (and, man... THIS MONSTROUS POST JUST KEEPS ON GOING D: D:) the ARASHI 30-day Challenge. 8D 8D *cue trumpets and confetti*

The 30-Day Arashi Challenge

day 01 - Favorite Arashi song
day 02 - A rumor about any of the members that left you an impression
day 03 - An Ohno picture you can’t take your eyes off
day 04 - Favorite Nino cover (like the one he sings on Baystorm)
day 05 - Favorite AnS Moment
day 06 - Favorite Member Engrish
day 07 - Quote from a Non-Single Song (Album and B-side only)
day 08 - A Sho picture you can’t take your eyes off
day 09 - Favorite Arashi PV
day 10 - Whatever tickles your fancy
day 11 - An Arashi/Member moment that makes you laugh your ass off
day 12 - Member/s wearing the Wackiest outfit you’ve ever seen
day 13 - Favorite VS Arashi Moment
day 14 - A dream you had with Arashi/member, in great detail
day 15 - Favorite Arashi Quote (except from songs)
day 16 - A Nino picture you can’t take your eyes off
day 17 - The first Arashi-related drama you thought of the moment you read this
day 18 - Fave OTP or Member-Ai moment
day 19 - A MatsuJun pic you can’t take your eyes off
day 20 - Whatever tickles your fancy
day 21 - A picture of your Arashi Stuff
day 22 - Favorite HnA Moment
day 23 - Chibi Arashi picture
day 24 - An Aiba picture you can’t take your eyes off
day 25 - Favorite Arashi Solo
day 26 - Favorite Concert DVD
day 27 - Favorite Live Performance
day 28 - A Fanwork (made by you or others)
day 29 - Favorite Group photo
day 30 - Whatever tickles your fancy

Current Mood: blank
Current Location: infront of my comp i had christened 'Skin-tight GANTZ' 8D
Current Music: hell yeah. office soudz be here. BD

Ooops.

Did I say the ARASHI 30-DAY CHALLENGE?

I meant the ARASHI 30-DAY-WITH-RANDOM-LEAVE-DAYS CHALLENGE.

8Db

Ok, so I lied. I'm sorry, dear journal, for not keeping my promise. But, I've been having a really hard time at work. I'm currently looking for another job (somewhere where I can finally stop being the ~~pack mule~~ assistant to every person in the company. :/) But, lol, other than some random wackos in my life, everything's been fine. 8Db

So~ moving on~~

Day 05 - Favorite AnS Moment

Ahh~ AnS. The golden ~~face~~ era (or at least part of it) of Arashi.

There were fun guests (which Arashi had the pleasure to harass in any way they can- both mentally and pysically) in every episode!

T'was also the era of those majestic Nipple shirts...
...the second-mouth Turtle Bile,
...the Whale p*niiiiiiiiiiiiiis,
...and even fish flavored ice cream.

But most importantly.... there was a dog named John. :D

My favorite AnS Moment is the Housework King playoffs (yes, the whole episode)-- because watching 5 grown men do housework is both sexy and life-changing. ~~trufax. DON'T JUDGE ME. :/~~

( AnS- the golden era of Golden-faced Man! 8D )

P.S. Prayers for those in Japan and other neighboring countries who were struck by last Friday's quake and tsunami. T~T I hope that this unfortunate event will help open everyone's eyes and make them realize how pointless war is. :''( Thousands of lives have been lost-- do we really need to add more to it?

Till next time~ tally hoo~!

Current Mood: >:/
Current Location: ..office. :(
Current Music: Furuusato~ <3

I can totally go on and on blaming the monstrous workload and some irrational people in my life as the cause of me skipping a day on the 30-day challenge but I can't.

BECAUSE

well, because it was totally my fault.

I am sorry. I was lazy as hell yesterday. There was no workload or anything and I spent the whole of yesterday shamelessly surfing pixiv for more arashi pics. :/ I didn't have the strength nor the motovation to do anything productive (I still feel the same today... I think I'm about to loose my sanity here).

So, ~~before I go completely mental,~~ here it is. the belated DAY 4.

Day 04 - Favorite Nino cover (like the one he sings on Baystorm)

When you say fave Nino cover, only one song comes to mind and that's FRIENDSHIP. 8D ~~(coz~~ ~~listening to it is like listening to Nino do breathy girly gasps of pleasure. 8D HELL YEAH. ♥! SEXEH.)~~

( Nino pwns my SOUL. 8D )
So anyway, life has been bleh for the couple of days. :/ I need something to put me back on full-on writing mode. I'ts either I get too pissed off by ~~the incompetence of some~~ people in my life or I'm on the verge of dying from boredom. TOTALLY NOT HELPING. D: SAVE ME. adnjanf. anyone. X'D

I was bored. And lazy. This eventually happened. D: ISN'T TAMIKO PRETTY? :''D

one more for the road:
( CRAZY? No I'm not crazy. TOTALLY NOT CRAZY. )

I'M A PHOTOSHOP GENIUS. BOW DOWN B*TCHES. BOW DOWN! >8D/

Current Mood: 8l
Current Location: at work, wondering if Naka Riisa is really Nino's alter-ego
Current Music: Friendship <3

Welcome, one and all, to the 2nd day of my ARASHI 30-DAY MEME. ARE YOU REYDIII?? *looks around*

8Db

Day 02 - A rumor about any of the members that left you an impression

Oh. where to begin, where to BEGIN. When I first started in this fandom (lol. I almost spelled that as fabdom :B *gets a kick out of her sorry excuse of a joke*), the biggest scandals were Aiba's nekkid pic with a gravure idol, Nino being poor in the past (and, no, I know this isn't exactly a scandal), Ohno eating newborns and Sho and Jun exiting a hotel together (8D 8D 8D *FLAIL*). There wasn't much, so it was a pretty clean fandom at that time.

Then came the scandal that broke millions of hearts everywhere (nino included. although maybe that's just me. :/)- the 'Ohno-Smoking-Pot-and-Having-a-Threesomes-Like-a-Boss' issue.

(Shameless re-posting of pic. 8Db)

( Threesomes and Llamas in one post! FTW! 8D )

lol. so I guess that's it for the 2nd day. 8Db I think I'm on a roll here. B )

Current Mood: 8)
Current Location: work work work. :D
Current Music: SEAMO: Lost Boy

So. Here it goes 8<> <---aibaface

DAY 01-- Favourite Arashi Song.

woah. i don't even know how to start answering this. :/ I love most of arashi's songs to a fault (yes, i sing them and my mom thinks its my fault that every dog in our neighborhood keeps howling T~T) and don't really have a specific one that I like but... I guess I can just base it off on the song that got me into the fandom...

Should I, maybe let you guys guess?...considering there's supposedly someone out there reading this? XD So, DEAR READER, whoever (or whatever you are- virus, pr0n site bugs,etc, etc...) you are....

GUESS WHICH GHEI SONG THIS IS.

My most memorable song had a CAT in the PV.

There was also muscles and a net shirt.

Flowers.

LOTS OF PRETTY FLOWERS.

RAMEN.

And. a MELODY that shouldn't be FORGOTTEN. :D

Arashi says that a 'something' is IMPORTANT. So IMPORTANT you cant see it's RIGHT HERE in front of your face. :P

lol. I make no sense. Anyway. Here be it:

( My fave/most memorable arashi song: )

Current Mood: 8D
Current Location: still at work. bonding (almost typed BONDAGING :c) w/ GANTZ
Current Music: office radio D:

I am baccckk people!! :3

Soo.. how's everyone been doing..? I haven't updated my blog here in LJ for days now... I'm sorry, it's just that I realy need to clean the house for Monday! :D I'm so excited for the sleepover! *wobbles happilly* Weee~! :D Not a bad turnout either... out of the 7 people I invited 6 are going to come! First.. a little message for all of those lucky seven people. XD (oh yes, they are color-coded to match an arashi member! XD.. well, except the last two, that is... -___-;;) So... because I am pretty much sure that this'll get cross-posted in Multiply anyway....

( A battle to the death! (*O*)/ )
So.. back to the insanities that my brain is ~~apparently~~ surely filled with.. XD

( CLICK HERE for more Insanities! :D )

Minna!! I have to go now!! But first...

MITAN-CHAN!! :D So? Have you decided yet? :3 Hope you like this post.. sorry if I haven't been updating much. I look forward to your comments (and pics! XD) *raises arms up happilly*

DOU-CHAN!!! WHERE DID YOU GOOO? DOKOOO? DOKOOOO?? D: *looks around wildly* Nino-chan's asking for you!! Oh-chan's comforting him right now! *looks over to the two playing with Nino-Squid* Oh. And Nino-Squid wanted to tell you 'HI' too. -___-;; *Nino-Squid waves a tentacle at you*

LAU-CHAAANN!!! I have already sent my email!! :D How have you been girl? I haven't seen you much around! Daijoubu? I miss you naaa!! T__T

RAI-CHAAAN!!! Ne!!! Had Crunchy been buggin out on you too the other day? O___O I was all 'WTF?!' when it went all bonkers. -__-; Anyway, I'm still waiting for Riida's pic, ne? :D Hope you're fine!! Imissshhuu! XD

JA MINNA!! I probably won't be able to blog on Monday. :3 I'll miss you all! MWAH!*throws brownies around*

Current Mood: :3
Current Location: going off to do laundry.. D:
Current Music: ~Yume~

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Obligatory opening post-- You're bored, I'm bored. Let's go make an EXPLOSION.
Mutherf*ckin yeah~ 8D
Let me sing to you the songs of the PR people
can you feel this itch?
JAPAN’S TOP IDOLS: The idols you can… buy in convenience stores?!
of trees and conbini stores
Lightbulbs. Every fandom needs it.
ksfklnlgfmdjkgsdg *keysmashes to infinity* sjfnsjanfiasnmfasif
let's manfuku teei~
nino parteh, anyone? :p EDIT: boredom part 2!
Kyoto Japan- the capital of... Japan.
Chapter 1: May 22- The day after
World's End? Damn right it is.
THIS IS THE START. The start of the life of a disgruntled fangirl employee. :/
arashi 30-day meme challenge-- when cleaning the floor is 'wild and sexeh'
arashi 30-day meme challenge-- where Nino PWNS your soul
arashi 30-day meme challenge-- when the world was shaken by the scandals of pot and spit
Arashi 30-Day Meme Challenge-- when the world was high and Aiba was almost-raped by an old lady. 8D
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Obligatory opening post-- You're bored, I'm bored. Let's go make an EXPLOSION.

Mutherf*ckin yeah~ 8D

Let me sing to you the songs of the PR people

can you feel this itch?

JAPAN’S TOP IDOLS: The idols you can… buy in convenience stores?!

of trees and conbini stores

Lightbulbs. Every fandom needs it.

ksfklnlgfmdjkgsdg keysmashes to infinity sjfnsjanfiasnmfasif

let's manfuku teei~

nino parteh, anyone? :p EDIT: boredom part 2!

Kyoto Japan- the capital of... Japan.

Chapter 1: May 22- The day after

World's End? Damn right it is.

THIS IS THE START. The start of the life of a disgruntled fangirl employee. :/

arashi 30-day meme challenge-- when cleaning the floor is 'wild and sexeh'

arashi 30-day meme challenge-- where Nino PWNS your soul

arashi 30-day meme challenge-- when the world was shaken by the scandals of pot and spit

Arashi 30-Day Meme Challenge-- when the world was high and Aiba was almost-raped by an old lady. 8D

Battling with dust bunnies