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In an unexpected move, big-shot sweets factory/undercover Oompa Loompa breeding grounds, Morinaga, recently unleashed a massive campaign introducing its newest image—hiring well known actress/empress/BEST KICK-ASS TEACHER IN THE WHOLE WORLDHELLYEAHFTWNakama Yukei and Arashi’s own, burn-to-a-crispy-brown-with-a-creamy-nougat-center Ohno Satoshi as the new faces for Morinaga Biscuits.
( Of Arashi conbini stores, biscuits and edible underwear... )
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(I may or may not have too much time in my hands. Tomato,tomato. :c)
Tags:
- f: arashi: a ghei party in your pants,
- f: holy ass! it's the gunderwear model,
- f: holy milk of sho's holy cow! flail.,
- f: i spam you with sparkles. fear me.,
- f: it's a magicalsongsongsong--yeah!,
- f: magical hamburger hands,
- f: the crack. it blinds meh.,
- f: the gheiness. it also blinds meh.,
- f: whenever sho draws a fish drowns,
- f: you are a shippo.,
- rl: procrastination is the answer,
- rl: sho fail. my life has it.,
- rl: trauma- like sho on an airplane
