Slave drivers. Why do I always get stuck with them?

DEAR SWEET MOTHER OF EFFING BALLS

I hate my job.

I just signed in for a moment to forward an email and my boss chose that exact same time to send me a direct message saying I should draft a f*cking write-up for the next wave cities and I was all:

'asdfghjkl
BAWAL MAGPAHINGA?
BAWAL MAGKABUHAY?
BAWAL MAGKASOCIAL LIFE?
BAWAL MATULOG?
BAWAL MAGKAKALULUWA??'

F*CK. DIE YOU PEOPLE. DIEEE. ;___;