satoshitomi: (Nose Pick 8D)

I had nothing to do at work today.

No deadlines.

No advertorials.

No brainstorming.
 
No client calls.
 
Nothing. 

It took me over an hour of staring blankly at my computer to figure out what to do all day. 

....so I did this XD:

EDIT: OHELYES. A NEW DAY AND I APPARENTLY STILL HAVE A LOT OF FREE TIME ON MY HANDS. :/ HELLO~ LIFE.
 
 
and
 

(original)


(click for bigger size)

or
 

(click for bigger size)

(personally, i like the black ones better. :c)
NOTE: APPARENTLY, it's supposed to be 'dosukoi'? I don't know. I'm confused now. :c
 
I clearly have too much time in my hands. :))
 
on an unrelated note: my hands have started to shake. I may have had too much coffee today. :/
another unrelated note for day 2: I'm back to drinking coffee again. A little seizure won't hurt anybody... right? :o  
satoshitomi: (Nose Pick 8D)
RAMON BAUTISTA buying ARASHI MAGAZINES.

OHGOD. LOL. SO MUCH.

benta ang linya na:
"**ina, puro Arashi ah. Magsawa ka, hayop ka."

8D

 

This fandom pwns so much. :)) 

got it from a fanblog. :P
satoshitomi: (Sho Ass- The Attack)

I spent my weekend as a hermit literally and 'gaming-ly'. I was stuffing my mouth and playing Persona3 Portable (and maybe a little Project Diva 2) for two days.

Life is good. ♥
 
 
(jadkjasnjkfaf. I managed to level up my character and persona 4 times in an hour. 

... does that make me weird? D:)
 
(lol. photoshop is my bestfrieend naao. :D)
 
I miss days like these. 8D it's been a really long while since I last had a weekend to just laze around the house and do nothing. :D

I am forever thankful to my cousin for giving me a psp, without which, I will never be able to experience that special feeling you get when you mash monsters head into a bloody pulp. ♥ ILU ATE! <3 

On a different note:
 
(FUN FUN FUN. i swears. click me! :D)

I should really be scared that I got every single song right (without using the 2nd hints). D:
satoshitomi: (Sho Ass- Making the World a better)
I, am officially bankrupt. T^Tb

I bought these from Red Monster Shop@fb:
 
     

arashi canvass bag 8D (the big one)
 
 
arashi- Emptying your wallet with their awesomeness )
 
Its things like these that put my mother at ease knowing that I still contribute to the growth of the economy (a.k.a. a person who buys stuff). D:

Will be meeting up with [livejournal.com profile] leiyah_chan tonight for some dinner and to hand her my payment (and maybe a little more flailing? XD)
 
Meetup for 'the stuff' (lol) was supposed to be tom at the ArashiPhilippines party. I couldn't go since I spent my extra money last week at the JE party (WHERE I WAS IN THE SAME ROOM WITH MY DEAR BELOVED [livejournal.com profile] quartered AND DIDN'T EVEN KNOW IT. /ANGST /ANGER /SHOFAIL).
 
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On an unrelated news... my dog died last Monday. ;__; and what's more is that, she was the second one this month. :C My other dog died a week earlier. My dad says it's probably a bad case of the heat stroke. T--T Rest in peace my beloved inu-chans! ♥ ILU! 
 
 
satoshitomi: (Matryoshka!)
If this were a Disney movie I would say that this fic has been ‘digitally re-mastered/re-edited and now with 100% more waffle in between'.

But as it is, it’s not. :c

Zombies are just no match for Tinker Bell’s awesome fairy dust.

JUST SAYING.
/end random narration
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UNTITLED ZOMBIE!ARASHI CRACK FIC OF EPIC PROPORTIONS

Rating: C for CRACK
Summary: They all laughed when someone said that the world was ending. They laughed even louder when the 21st came and went without a hitch. There was no holocaust, no WWIII, no famine… no excuse for the world to end at that very moment.

But what they didn’t know is that it had already started.

Can you stay alive without going mad? Can you still survive with six other people trying to drive you up the wall? Can you still manage to EXIST when all you have to rely on is a sleepy FISHERMAN, a cattish GAMER, an easily-excitable PET-LOVER, an accident-prone NEWS RESEARCHER, a sadistic PRIMA-DONNA and a mysterious girl wielding a blood-crusted FISHING ROD.

Will you be able to survive? CAN you survive?
(originally from [info]quartered's comment prompt. ILU, even though you probably won't read this. :)))


May 22, 2011 (Sunday)

It was nothing (probably) less than destiny itself.

It was May 22. The day after the so-called ‘Rapture’, as the outly religious called it and, the ‘old-man-chalks-up-another-failed-end-of-the-world prediction-day’, to the rest of the world.

I honestly didn’t know what to believe )

Dun dun!! LOL. So sue me, I was bored. At least I was kind of productive. :/
satoshitomi: (Kalinka? Malinka?)

I WANT TO FINISH MAKING MY ZOMBIE FIC.

(okay, so it's not really a zombie fic. More like a crack fandom-meets-fandom-meets-real-life-kind-of :/)

Originally from [info]quartered's comment challenge. it already spawned five pages at MS word for the first part. WHY WASTE IT? 8D



LOOK! I even made a photoshop pic for it. :'''D
*beams proudly*

"..come on you lump... can't you go any faster??? It’s probably right behind us and you're taking all of your sweet time..." )

:D shall start doing the chapters soon! 8Db
satoshitomi: (Life is hard~)
 oh.

hey.

8D

I know, I know it's been a long time since i last posted. XD I think most of my LJ friends here are already busy with their lives nao. :/ But me? I have all the time in the world (at work). XD AND, I even get to eat for free in fancy restaurants (although not all the time. but, free food is free food so.. 8Db).

Anyway, to get the ball rolling, maybe I should do some warm ups on bloging (since the last time i posted was... what... a year ago? =__=). YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS PEOPLE? 8D *looks estatically at no one* MEMES!!! HELL YEAH. 8D

....ARASHI MEMES.

*dances*


Yes. I now subject myself to answering this 30-day meme. Hopefully without fail. D: (although i have to skip weekends coz i def dont have internetz time at home... and maybe when I get too lazy to post and and.... D: D:)

So, without further ado (and, man... THIS MONSTROUS POST JUST KEEPS ON GOING D: D:) the ARASHI 30-day Challenge. 8D 8D *cue trumpets and confetti*


The 30-Day Arashi Challenge


day 01 - Favorite Arashi song
day 02 - A rumor about any of the members that left you an impression
day 03 - An Ohno picture you can’t take your eyes off
day 04 - Favorite Nino cover (like the one he sings on Baystorm)
day 05 - Favorite AnS Moment
day 06 - Favorite Member Engrish
day 07 - Quote from a Non-Single Song (Album and B-side only)
day 08 - A Sho picture you can’t take your eyes off
day 09 - Favorite Arashi PV
day 10 - Whatever tickles your fancy
day 11 - An Arashi/Member moment that makes you laugh your ass off
day 12 - Member/s wearing the Wackiest outfit you’ve ever seen
day 13 - Favorite VS Arashi Moment
day 14 - A dream you had with Arashi/member, in great detail
day 15 - Favorite Arashi Quote (except from songs)
day 16 - A Nino picture you can’t take your eyes off
day 17 - The first Arashi-related drama you thought of the moment you read this
day 18 - Fave OTP or Member-Ai moment
day 19 - A MatsuJun pic you can’t take your eyes off
day 20 - Whatever tickles your fancy
day 21 - A picture of your Arashi Stuff
day 22 - Favorite HnA Moment
day 23 - Chibi Arashi picture
day 24 - An Aiba picture you can’t take your eyes off
day 25 - Favorite Arashi Solo
day 26 - Favorite Concert DVD
day 27 - Favorite Live Performance
day 28 - A Fanwork (made by you or others)
day 29 - Favorite Group photo
day 30 - Whatever tickles your fancy
satoshitomi: (ACORNS! D:)
So, in a sudden 180 degree change of heart of my derranged hormones...

8Db

*FLAIL*

I dunno. Maybe it IS just a weird case of hormonal imbalance. :/ I've been experiencing it a lot nowadays.

On a totally unrelated note, I really really REALLY want to sing World is Mine in a public place and attract attention. YEAH YEAH, IT'S MY almost BARDAYYY AND I'LL SING IF I WANT TOO~ SING IF I WANT TOOO~~!!!
satoshitomi: (PandaManXGoldenGuy)
Ooops. 

Did I say the ARASHI 30-DAY CHALLENGE?

I meant the ARASHI 30-DAY-WITH-RANDOM-LEAVE-DAYS CHALLENGE.

8Db

Ok, so I lied. I'm sorry, dear journal, for not keeping my promise. But, I've been having a really hard time at work. I'm currently looking for another job (somewhere where I can finally stop being the pack mule assistant to every person in the company. :/) But, lol, other than some random wackos in my life, everything's been fine. 8Db 

So~ moving on~~

Day 05 - Favorite AnS Moment

Ahh~ AnS. The golden face era (or at least part of it) of Arashi.

There were fun guests (which Arashi had the pleasure to harass in any way they can- both mentally and pysically) in every episode!


T'was also the era of those majestic Nipple shirts...
...the second-mouth Turtle Bile,
...the Whale p*niiiiiiiiiiiiiis,
...and even fish flavored ice cream.

But most importantly.... there was a dog named John. :D

My favorite AnS Moment is the Housework King playoffs (yes, the whole episode)-- because watching 5 grown men do housework is both sexy and life-changing. trufax. DON'T JUDGE ME. :/

 


AnS- the golden era of Golden-faced Man! 8D )
 
P.S. Prayers for those in Japan and other neighboring countries who were struck by last Friday's quake and tsunami. T~T I hope that this unfortunate event will help open everyone's eyes and make them realize how pointless war is. :''( Thousands of lives have been lost-- do we really need to add more to it?  
 
Till next time~ tally hoo~!
 
satoshitomi: (NiNerd)
I think I'm lost.

Compared to old class and course mates that I have met in my 4 excruciating years in college, I'm the only one (or at least one of the few) who don't really practice writing. I mean, am I really a writer when I have no motivation to pause and write something every once in a while? 

Was journalism the right thing to take? Did someone forgot to tell me, before I enrolled in 'the-wonder-that-is-writing' course, that I should churn out at least 5 written outputs plus a literary critic on all five at the end of each month (even after graduation)?

Is my Lit Crit Professor stalking watching still grading me whenever I do my advertorials for work? D:


When I think about it I ask myself, am I still a writer? Do I stop being a writer when I "take a break" from writing? Will I ever be called a real writer if I don't write poetry, essays, prose or a book that can rival the fame, glory and spiritual controversy of the Da Vinci Code?

: /


Well, screw this. I'm gonna write me some fanfics. 8D
satoshitomi: (ACORNS! D:)
I had this weird dream last Saturday. 

I was in a mental asylum/house. Everything was white-- it wasn't really scary looking; if anything, it was soothing- the whole house was immaculately white.

I was walking from room to room until I came into the dining hall. There was a long table covered in white cloth and the windows were open- there's a soft breeze blowing through the white curtains. There was only one other person in the room.

And that person was me.

Freaky dream is freaky :''( )

.....this made me want to question my current sanity now. :/


woah. well........that was a deep post. XD



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Anyway, my dad adopted a stray dog last week.

I don't know what my dad was thinking but he named the poor thing 'Bornok'. When the dog didn't come home for the weekend, my dad became all mopey and kept walking round the neighborhood calling for him (sorry to say, dad, but you looked pretty pathetic D:). This morning he opened our front door and guess who he found.

Yep. The dog. :/

Bornok- the prodigal dog )


I believe I should fill my journal with a few RL things once in a while just to show people I still have a life :P lol.
 
satoshitomi: (Default)
I can totally go on and on blaming the monstrous workload and some irrational people in my life as the cause of me skipping a day on the 30-day challenge but I can't.

BECAUSE

well, because it was totally my fault.

I am sorry. I was lazy as hell yesterday. There was no workload or anything and I spent the whole of yesterday shamelessly surfing pixiv for more arashi pics. :/ I didn't have the strength nor the motovation to do anything productive (I still feel the same today... I think I'm about to loose my sanity here).

So, before I go completely mental,  here it is. the belated DAY 4.

Day 04 - Favorite Nino cover (like the one he sings on Baystorm)

When you say fave Nino cover, only one song comes to mind and that's FRIENDSHIP. 8D (coz listening to it is like listening to Nino do breathy girly gasps of pleasure. 8D HELL YEAH. ♥! SEXEH.)



Nino pwns my SOUL. 8D )
So anyway, life has been bleh for the couple of days. :/ I need something to put me back on full-on writing mode. I'ts either I get too pissed off by the incompetence of some people in my life or I'm on the verge of dying from boredom. TOTALLY NOT HELPING. D: SAVE ME. adnjanf. anyone. X'D



I was bored. And lazy. This eventually happened. D: ISN'T TAMIKO PRETTY? :''D

one more for the road:
CRAZY? No I'm not crazy. TOTALLY NOT CRAZY. )


I'M A PHOTOSHOP GENIUS. BOW DOWN B*TCHES. BOW DOWN! >8D/




 
satoshitomi: (Default)
Hi ho! The third day is here. 8D (i can't believe I'm still going on with this. :/)

Day 03 - An Ohno picture you can’t take your eyes off

I've been trying to hunt down this specific Ohno pic that I can never resist pausing on and oogling at whenever I come across. Sadly, I can't seem to find it no matter how hard I try (and I spent most of the day wandering from picspam to picspam but....still nothing.)

Well, for now, these are good enough. The pic I originally wanted to post is taken somewhere in the MAOU era.-- Ohno's leaning on the wall and giving the camera his most maou!death/constipated!sex-hugry face. Hotdamnyouohno. HOTDAMNYOU. .__.

I'll go reupload it when I find it. 

For now, I offer these. :D



FUCKYEAH. SEXY NEKID NARUSE MAKES UP FOR ANY SHITTY DAY. 8Db

Moar (?) under the cut 8D )
 
satoshitomi: (PandaManXGoldenGuy)
Welcome, one and all, to the 2nd day of my ARASHI 30-DAY MEME. ARE YOU REYDIII?? *looks around*

8Db

Day 02 - A rumor about any of the members that left you an impression

Oh. where to begin, where to BEGIN. When I first started in this fandom (lol. I almost spelled that as fabdom :B *gets a kick out of her sorry excuse of a joke*), the biggest scandals were Aiba's nekkid pic with a gravure idol, Nino being poor in the past (and, no, I know this isn't exactly a scandal), Ohno eating newborns and Sho and Jun exiting a hotel together (8D 8D 8D *FLAIL*). There wasn't much, so it was a pretty clean fandom at that time. 

Then came the scandal that broke millions of hearts everywhere (nino included. although maybe that's just me. :/)- the 'Ohno-Smoking-Pot-and-Having-a-Threesomes-Like-a-Boss' issue.


(Shameless re-posting of pic. 8Db)
 
Threesomes and Llamas in one post! FTW! 8D )

lol. so I guess that's it for the 2nd day. 8Db I think I'm on a roll here. B )

D:

Feb. 4th, 2011 05:30 pm
satoshitomi: (Default)
Ohgawd. I already made 3 posts in a day (not including this one). WHEN IS THIS DAY GOING TO END?? D: D: DX

Back hurts. My eyes are hurting. =__= Isn't exactly a bad day but... meh. (then again, I predict free pizza. 8D)




...........



HELL YEAH. THERE IS. 8D 8D 8D THERE ISSSS. 

tally ho~ to the land of mozzarella cheeeeze! 8D

*scurries off*

hopefully, after I finish this cheezey goodness, it'll be 6:30 already. T~T
satoshitomi: (Default)
So. Here it goes 8<>  <---aibaface

DAY 01-- Favourite Arashi Song.

woah. i don't even know how to start answering this. :/ I love most of arashi's songs to a fault (yes, i sing them and my mom thinks its my fault that every dog in our neighborhood keeps howling T~T) and don't really have a specific one that I like but... I guess I can just base it off on the song that got me into the fandom...

Should I, maybe let you guys guess?...considering there's supposedly someone out there reading this? XD So, DEAR READER, whoever (or whatever you are- virus, pr0n site bugs,etc, etc...) you are....

GUESS WHICH GHEI SONG THIS IS.

My most memorable song had a CAT in the PV.


There was also muscles and a net shirt.


Flowers.


LOTS OF PRETTY FLOWERS.


RAMEN.


And. a MELODY that shouldn't be FORGOTTEN. :D


Arashi says that a 'something' is IMPORTANT. So IMPORTANT you cant see it's RIGHT HERE in front of your face. :P

 
lol. I make no sense. Anyway. Here be it:





My fave/most memorable arashi song: )
satoshitomi: (Default)
I AM LAZZZYYY... too lazy to put this under cut. XD

Hallooooo everyone!! XD I feel much better! :D Ah, it’s a good thing that the scandal’s dying down. I BE VERY HAPPY. :3

Oh! Oh! I guess everyone already knows about those AU replies! :D Actually it made me LOL when I received their email- 

"Dear Customer, -XD really? Since when?  )

ANYWAY. :D I am here to celebrate OTP FRIENDSHIP DAY. YAAAY!! *throws confetti all around* XD (I’ll go on calling it that even though it doesn’t sound right XD)
 
Hmm.. here’s what I did for today!! :D Enjoy. *ducks into bomb shelter to get ready for the flying bricks*

Note: Excuse the Dry Humor and the crappy Paint Drawing (I am a very lazy person. D: Yes. well, um... yeah.)

Once upon a time a prince (Prince Sho), from the kingdom of somewhere very faraway called Chesuto~ Land, was sad because his other prince friend, Prince Satoshi Ohno, was caught by his mother sneaking out of the house to meet his 'best friend' Prince Ninomiya Kazunari on what was way past his bed time and was grounded. Now, Prince Sho thought of a way to make his friend happy. This is his story..

 
 
Click to see moar of my paint!fail post. 8D YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO. :D )

OH!!!!
ADVANCE HAPPY BIRTHDAY MITAN-CHAAAN (except if it's finally Aug 2 there already) D:!! *flails* :D OHMIYA FLAIL DAY TOMORROW??? ^^ We shall flail after I get back to school (or if I can 'borrow' some fangirling time in comp class tom! XD) 
 
BANZAI!! \(^O^)/ 

XD
 
ANOTHER CUT. Just because. :D )

 
satoshitomi: (Default)
Hello there, dear reader. Today, we shall be tackling the more complex and hidden part of a specialized branch of science. As far as common knowledge had told us, there are lots of various known branches of science but there is one that isn't readily spoken in the scientifc field, most scientists around the world even refuse to give comment of whether this specific branch is real or not. This is a very delicate subject and that is why only chosen few know about this.

A Gunderwear *snickers* History

At the fall of 1999, Johnny Kitagawa has discovered the missing link that other scientists had only dreamed of finding. Powered on with only a myth as his aide, he followed its directions to where the legendary Rainbow Sparklies were said to be kept. According to legends, whoever held power over these five chosen ones held power over the world. It's exact locations were not stated but was hinted that the five were said to be found at the end of the rainbow, at the time near the end  of the millennium. After countless explorations, Johnny and his faithfull henchmen SMAP (lead by the boulder-extrordinaire NAKAI and his GORO-CHAN) had finally discovered the ever illusive RAINBOW SPARKLIES that he had then, on the spot, dubbed as ARASHI.

Here, I would like to shed more light on the subject...
Arashiology 101 

(oh yes. Now with an epic pic. i be photoshop geniuz. 8D)

Lesson 1: The Specialized Branch of Ohnology (scientific name: Ohnois Gluttonis Buttisis)
Chapter 1: The Blank Stare
Now, many of us have seen this rare specimen (the Ohnois Gluttonis Buttisis) in its natural habitat of zoning out, usually in the episodes of Shukudai-kun and other Arashi shows on TV since its discovery on 1999. Some of us have also caught a glimpse of the ever elusive ‘Blank Stare’ in the process of studying this creature to a deeper depth. So, what exactly is this ‘Blank Stare’ you say? Is it the Ohnois Gluttonis Buttisis’ hidden power? It’s secret mating call? Well, in this study, I would like to further deepen your understanding of the OGB by giving you a briefing of the BS.

And here ends our first lesson in the first brach of Arashiology- Ohnology 101. Our research team is still gathering more data from our experiments and shall be doing more online crash courses in the near future. I hope that we have given light to this hidden subject and we would like to call to you people for support.

*clears throat*
Please look at us with GRENTLE eyes! *bows low* Yoroshiku onegaishimasu! m( - ___ - )m

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
(Note: I got 'Ohnois Gluttonis Buttisis from a fic involving Nino and Ohno's butt. THANK YOU FOR MAKING THAT FIC. IT HAS TOTALLY PUT ME INTO A PATH OF ENLIGHTENMENT. XD)

Ah. ah. Minna! Genki? ^^
First of all, I would like to thank put blame on thank the following:

Because I feel like Miss Universe today.. 8D )
This is the reason why OHMIYA is meant to be....



bye bye!! ^^
NOTE (a big whooping oneeeee!!): OOOMMGG!! I SAW A PREVIEW OF JUN'S 24 HR TV umm.. what would you call it..? skit? O__O BUT. DAMN IT JUUUNN!!! YOU ARE EFFING HAAWWWT!! *flails around the room* And! And the kids is just toooo cute! :3 Is the girl.. Azusa? (spelling?) That girl in Bambino? is it her? I didn't get a good look at her face, I was too bust drooling at Jun. :D *flails away*
satoshitomi: (Default)
 *revives herself* I MAAADEE ITT!!! IT STILL BE FRIDAY!!! BANZAI!!! \(=O=)/ Gnh. I think... my brain already cracked open yet nothing good came out of it. D: Lau-channnn... gomen!! The other one will just have to be finished and posted sometime on Sunday.
 
Anyway, I bring you the first one. At least I managed to finish this. The other one just refuses to be finished. GNH. *engages in a fight with the other fic* I hate this. I should be stoned. XD
 
Hmm... more or less... here it is. Douzo.
 
Title: Silence
Pairing: G-U-E-S-S. :D Yep, they’re all MatsuJun centred because... well, he’s HOT... so hot that he should be blamed for Global Warming. <:
Rating: Umm... S for sparkles? XD Oh. There’s a bed by the way. Yes, there certainly IS :3
Notes: Unh... consider this as an epilogue for ‘Chocolates’ OKAY? :D Do you know how hard it is NOT to babble? O_O But, I’m pretty sure it came out that way anyway. XD
 
                Sho looked over his right hand and sighed. With all the news work, rehearsals, photo shoots and various show tapings pilling up, he felt really useless with his broken thumb. It has already been two days since the accident yet the others seem to treat him as if he just got back from some life-threatening condition.

*gasps* It's dooooneee!! *dances around like a crazy lunatic* Ahhh!! And just in time too!!I I need to tuck in coz it's a school day tomorrow!! D: Anyways... hope you guys enjoy this.. sorry if it took so long.. yesss... I like angst.. angst is goooooddd!! ^^

satoshitomi: (Default)

*this shall be one of the shortest post I ever made O_O Sorry, I still need to get ready for first day of classes tomorrow T___T*

WHYYY??!!! I only left for one day and THIS MUCH happens???

>__<  

HERE be FLAIL. )

An old news clip dating back somewhere in 1995:

The brother (six and a half times removed) of the well-known Mr. BoogeyMan (also known as Mr. BM) who was assigned to the country of Japan, made an apperance last night on public TV announcing that he was going to give up generation after genaration of being the 'one-who-makes-stuff-go-bump-in-the-night' to take up a career in dancing and rapping. When asked to comment about his brother's abrupt decision, Mr. BM went and ate our star reporter.

(sorry, this is all I can offer tonight. NEED. SLEEP. =____=) 
GAAHH!! ARASHI!! Why not stab me with a fork already?! XD

Note:
THANK YOU THANK YOU VERY MUCH MINNA FOR MAKING THIS SUMMER TRULY MEMORABLE TO ME. :3
I LOVE YOU ALL!! *throws sparkly rainbow pins everywhere*

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