satoshitomi: (enomoto-sensei says '...woah.')
2020-02-04 03:13 pm

Obligatory opening post-- You're bored, I'm bored. Let's go make an EXPLOSION.

(re-worded&re-vamped. because I'm OC like that)
So. HI.

I may not be the brightest light bulb in the box, nor the most interesting piece of work, but if you want to friend me, I'll be happy to friend you back .

But first! FIRST----> PLEASE introduce yourself/say hi/prove you're human.

I won't eat you, I promise. I can offer you many declarations of love.


COMMENT TO BE LOVED ADDED.

Make yourself be known. Show to me that you're not some mentally unstable psychopath out for blood-- MY blood.
Let's all be friends and dance merrily under a fucking ghei rainbow.

Coz, you know, that's what the world needs right now.

FRIENDSHIP. LOVE. RAINBOWS. NAKED GHEI MEN WHO LOVE TOUCHING EACH OTHER'S BUTTS.

So if you have the same interests as me- talk to me, add me, TAKE OVER THE WORLD WITH ME.
Let's make the world a better place...

...YOLOOO.
Things you need (maybe. not really.) to know before you friend me: )

So. let the good time roll. LET'S FLY! :<>
Comment on this magnificent literary piece of a post! FRIEND ME NOW!!! 8D 8D
/desperation

For my FANFICS, go here.


Hi~ ho~ it's off to work we goo~! :D
satoshitomi: (enomoto-sensei says '...woah.')
2015-07-17 06:08 pm

FNAF 4 Trailer theory time (because I'm weird like that BD)

The trailer for the Five Nights at Freddy's 4 came out earlier this week and it's like Christmas (or in this case HALLOWEEN) came early for youtube gamers/theorists everywhere!

My god. This series. <3 I may not play it but listening and reading theories about its storyline is just asdfghjkl!! :D

ALSO, new theories (I have no life 8D):
Prequels, haunted dolls and $100 paychecks~ )

All in all, I'm really super excited for the fourth and last installment of FNAF. Scott Cawthon really did a great job with this entire franchise. MY BODEH IS READY FOR MOAR.

So... am I scaring you with my weirdness? 8D Sorry, I just need to let my brain frolic once in a while to forget about work and all that shit (excuse my French).
satoshitomi: (i can has sass in da kitchen)
2015-05-31 10:12 pm

YES.

Weelll





Hello thur pretty ladeeh. 8Db
satoshitomi: (classroom)
2015-05-25 01:49 am

Morning asdfghjk feels

It's 1:12 in the morning but I felt the need to open up my laptop to say this.

I hate the xxxHolic live action series.

Hate it with BURNING PASSION.


Goddamit, I don't know what drugs the scriptwriter was on but WHAT THE EFFIN HELL, all of the episodes were practically re-written to center around HIMAWARI.

Following what I know of the anime (because I haven't have the time to read the manga yet), ALL of the episodes used in the live action were supposedly centered on building the trust and relationship between Watanuki and Doumeki--Angel-san, Hydrangea and Yellow spider specifically. I HAVE BEEN ALL GIDDY WITH DELIGHT WHEN I FOUND OUT THEY INCLUDED THE SPIDER EPISODE. The part where Watanuki sacrificed his right eye in exchange for Doumeki's sight and then Doumeki offering half his sight for his? I WAS SO READY TO SEE IT IN LIVE ACTION I WAS PRACTICALLY VIBRATING WITH EXCITEMENT. And then... THAT PIECE OF ASDFGHJKL HAPPENED.. D8 HIMAWARI WASN'T EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE IN MOST OF THOSE EPISODES.

I have never been this disappointment with a live action before. Yes, the look and feel of the drama was great but I feel that the script just DESTROYED IT.

Ugh. Anyway. I'm going back to sleep now and wallow in misery. That was a waste of my time. Well, at least I enjoyed the eye candy that was Doumeki's character (although he was too expressive/talkative for the original Doumeki :/) Also, he looked like Jun in some angles. A manlier Jun...*wiggles eyebrows* 8D
gawddamit MANLY JUN LOOK A LIKE YASS \(*w * )/
(one of the very FEW Douwata moments of the drama ;_; *sniff*)

On a slightly better news: I LOVE 'Aitai'! :D Suga Shikao's songs for xxxholic are really awesome! 19sai from the 1st season of the anime is my fave. <3
satoshitomi: (enomoto-sensei says '...woah.')
2015-05-17 05:53 pm

Insanity

BECAUSE



I AM JUST



SO


EMOTIONALLY INVESTED



IN


THESE TWO



ALSO..to hell with the lj cut!! \8''D/
satoshitomi: (enomoto-sensei says '...woah.')
2015-05-17 04:39 pm

xxxHolic Feels: I CAN'T ANYMORE.

Let me just cry for a moment for my WatanukiXDoumeki feels...

/WAILS OF ANGUISH/

Anyway, just felt like re-watching the whole season 1 of xxxHolic so I downloaded it over torrent along with season 2 and those additional SP episodes and all I can just say is... f*ck. F*CCCKKK. ;___; NONONONONO.

ESPECIALLY THIS PART

THAT SCENE WHERE DOUMEKI HANDS WATANUKI AN INVITATION. HIS WEDDING INVITATION. Ugh, let me just dieeee. I mean, I already know what's going to happen but sh*t no nonononono it still hurts. ugh, the years of weird tension and all the subtle pushing from the characters around. I'm so confused. It's like everyone wants them to be together but then the story just suddenly takes a 180 degree turn to a whole different direction and I'm all 'COME ONNN D'''8'


#awkward

Also, bonus pic (because Watanuki can actually do sexy shots like hellsyeaah 8'D):

bodeh )

/i know i have weird tastes
/yes. still a loser watching anime on weekends 8''D
/it hurts just like my sakumoto feels
satoshitomi: (enomoto-sensei says '...woah.')
2015-05-05 12:41 am

The modern day CLUEDO: Five Nights at Freddy's

Hello f-list.

I previously made an update post last week on what I've been doing recently. One thing I've forgotten to mention is my weird and morbid obsession for the Five Nights at Freddy (FNAF)'s franchise. <3

For those who don't know much about it, well, FNAF is a point-and-click horror game which recently garnered a lot of attention and a strong fanbase, not only for its creepy gameplay but also for its mysterious plot.

First of all, no, I am not a gamer. Yes, you heard that right--I have never played a FNAF game. No, nada, HINDI. That's why I'm getting most of my theories from images floating around the web, let's play videos and video/forum fan-made theories. Disclaimer aside, with the release of the FNAF 3 game and the recent announcement of FNAF 4 as the final game in the series, I started wondering if I can piece together my own plausible theories.

Yes, this is what I've been doing recently (aside from fangirling arashi that is. <3)

Plot summary of the FNAF 1 from Wikipedia:

The main character, whose name is later revealed to be Mike Schmidt, has started a job working as a night watch security guard at the restaurant Freddy Fazbear's Pizza (a pastiche of restaurants like Chuck E. Cheese's). A voicemail message left by Mike's predecessor explains that the animatronic animal characters used at the restaurant, Freddy Fazbear, Bonnie, Chica, and the disused Foxy, are able to roam freely around it at night, because if they were left off for too long, their servo motors would lock up. He also adds that the animatronics were no longer allowed to roam freely during the day following an incident referred to as the "Bite of '87", which apparently involved the loss of someone's frontal lobe. The employee warns Mike that if one of the robots encounters a human, they will automatically assume that it is an endoskeleton that is not in costume yet, and "forcefully stuff them" into a spare mechanical Freddy Fazbear costume, killing the person in the process.

Newspaper clippings in the background of one of the scenes reveal that the restaurant was site to the disappearances of five children whose bodies were never found, after a man dressed as one of the animatronics lured them into a back room and reportedly murdered them. Later, the restaurant received complaints that the animatronics began to smell foul and became stained with blood and mucus around the eyes and mouth, with one customer comparing them to "reanimated carcasses"

:D

So, without further ado, here are some theories:

1) Phone Guys tells you to "check the suits." Management fires you for doing just that. )

Whelp. That's all for now. There's five months before the release of FNAF 4. Looking forward to more teasers to oil more theories around the web. 8Db Hell yasss.


(Sorry for the length. Been so annoyed with life and work in general, it made me want to write this kick-ass long post. lol A nice break from writing press releases and stuff that doesn't really interest me. :/)
satoshitomi: (classroom)
2015-04-26 06:30 pm

Oh, hai.

I keep telling myself to at least try to update my journal once a month. Ugh. I just wanna go back to the days when I can simply run away from responsibilities and write fanfics. D:

Bullet points be here! )

Well, I think that pretty much sums it up.

So excited for the Aozora no Shita, Kimi no Tonari single &hearts;!
Sakumotooooo (and there's Ohmiya too *squeee*)!
satoshitomi: (i iz genius)
2014-10-13 10:26 pm

I don't know what I'm doing

I permed my hair yesterday.

I now look like a poodle (and not in cute way).


Also, relevant photo is relevant.
satoshitomi: (i iz genius)
2014-08-28 12:35 pm

Rinse and repeat

He chuckles and she giggles, tucking her hair behind her ear. Laughter in the background. Escalate.

She sits back and he continues, tugging at the frayed edges of the shirt she was wearing. She laughs and replies with a smile that doesn’t reach her eyes. Unnoticed.

Someone grabs her bag; brandishes it for the world to see. ‘Un-girly’, they joked. She laughs with them, shifting a bit in her seat. Judgement.

The bell rings. She walks home alone, her ears still ringing with their words, just like the day before. Sighing, she hopes tomorrow will be different. Rinse and repeat.



/story in 100 words. like wtf am I doing with my life? XD
satoshitomi: (enomoto-sensei says '...woah.')
2014-08-15 01:45 pm

I'm back. Next post: 2030

So, I'm at my new job now.

I guess you could say it's a step up. Five months into it, and I'm still trying to navigate through a hodgepodge of different (and most of the time difficult) personalities. Still, I thought it was better than the depressing start I had from my previous job but I'm kind of finding out right now that people here can be just as terrible. :/

This made me realize that you never really realize all the good stuff you had until you've already move on to another job. /sap

X'D

Ugh. Anyway. Much excitingness is planned tomorrow as I'll get to see my arashi berks again after five months (wow, I live under a rock. I am such a loser. XD).

/dances FUNKY

Also.  WHO WAS PHONE? 8D

download

satoshitomi: (enomoto-sensei says '...woah.')
2013-12-31 10:54 pm

Let me sing to you the songs of the PR people

WHY HELLO WORLD.

YES I AM WORKING. ON A HOLIDAY.

Like fuq, I am calling newsdesk after newsdesk and they keep asking me gibberish on streaming the Hong Kong New Year Countdown live feed. WHAT DO I TELL THEM LIKEASDFGHJKL /EXPIRES.

Anyway, until the countdown (which I still have to monitor) I'll be watching Kohaku. YES BBS I WILL SUPPORT YOU. ♥!! 8D

A FEW MORE HOURS UNTIL 2014. HERE'S TO STARTING THE YEAR RIGHT WITH RAINBOWS AND SPARKLES. I LOVE YOU GUYS. (even though I haven't been commenting on my f-list's blogs. T^T sowrie *cough*[livejournal.com profile] quartered *cough*)

ON A RELATED NOTE. DYING AT ARASHI'S KOHAKU PERF. GO SHOW THEM WHO'S BOSS GUIZ (ALSO. AIBA JUNIOR. <3)
MOVING STAGE HOMGYESSSS!!!!!!!

WAI
HAPPY 2014 GUIZ.
I love you all! 8'D
and the winning team for this year's Kohaku is... )
/cries
satoshitomi: (enomoto-sensei says '...woah.')
2013-09-27 02:13 am

oh arama, you will never get old. 8'D

So. here's another example of why I keep coming back to where the battle-royale-of-all-fandoms are done-- arama.

lolwhut

look! I even censored out her name. I'm so nice. <3 *rolls eyes* 8D

To be perfectly honest, I was waiting for her breaking point these last few months. I knew that all her 'I-like-JE-too-so-let's-all-get-along-teeheee' act was pretty much forced. Still. I wasn't expecting her to blow up this much.

Aaaand another one for the road:
lolz2

:D

Teehee. ♥ Morning world, morning Philippines! ♥
satoshitomi: (enomoto-sensei says '...woah.')
2013-05-26 07:25 pm

guh. v.2

SH*T.

DI BA PWDE TIGILAN. LECHE. BUONG MAGHAPON NA KONG NAGTATRABAHO. AND ON A FREAKING SUNDAY. YEAH. SUDDENLY IT'S LIKE 'F*CK YOUR LIFE AND PLANS, MAAN. GO SLAVE ON AND LIVE THE REST OF YOUR DAYS TYPING UP F*CKING PRESS RELEASES UNTIL YOUR EYES BLEED RED AND YOU DIE.'

GAWDDAMMIT. BAWAL BA TALAGA MAGKAROON NG BUHAY? WALA PA KONG NARIRINIG NA AGENCY NA GANITO KA GAG* ANG SYSTEMA AH.

TAKTE. TAKTE. TAKTEEE.

MAMATAY NA KAYOOOOO.

*stabs air*

ARRRGGHHH.
satoshitomi: (Life is hard~)
2013-05-09 11:02 pm

Slave drivers. Why do I always get stuck with them?

DEAR SWEET MOTHER OF EFFING BALLS

I hate my job.

I just signed in for a moment to forward an email and my boss chose that exact same time to send me a direct message saying I should draft a f*cking write-up for the next wave cities and I was all:

'asdfghjkl
BAWAL MAGPAHINGA?
BAWAL MAGKABUHAY?
BAWAL MAGKASOCIAL LIFE?
BAWAL MATULOG?
BAWAL MAGKAKALULUWA??'


F*CK. DIE YOU PEOPLE. DIEEE. ;___;

satoshitomi: (ACORNS! D:)
2013-03-29 11:09 pm

Rambling crey-creys I: The human rant sponge (ARE YOU READY? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!)

So,

I cannot believe that I spent Wednesday's last hours trying to drown out the stupidly opinionated voices of my lovely officemates.

Okay, let's reel back a few months to January when I finally managed to escape my first job (which I magnificently managed to survive for two years, mind you). I thought that anything else was better than playing the employee stuck in the suicide-inducing job that I had before but I was wrong.

So very

very

very

wrong.

I thought I was past working with childish officemates when I graduated from my previous job. The place was a gossip-mecca but I see now that despite that, there's still a sense of decency with those people. Now, with my new job, I feel that I just went back in time to the treacherous and uncivilized jungle that is high school.

(sorry, post is kick-ass long. .__.)

Soaking me up some rants... )

Anyway. Here's to hoping I survive. Please. I just want to finish a year, save some money and build a good resume. I'm not asking for much but... *grovels* :((

On the lighter side-- I finally got me a gym membership last week. 8D Been doing some warm-ups these last few days to get ready for the real deal at the start of April. YAAY! 8D 8D 8D
satoshitomi: (Miku <3)
2012-02-15 01:37 am

(no subject)

   
   


To: Ojii-chan and Obaa-chan of MMA

     Thank you for helping bring these five people where they are today. Thank you for your kindness, your words, your dreams, your laughter, your stories, your hopes, your fears and everything else that you have shared with them and with us.

     Without you in Arashi’s (and consequently, our) life, I feel as if they/we wouldn’t have been able to appreciate our own life as much as we do now. Beyond the withered hands, tired faces and aching backs, you have shown us a person who have journeyed bravely through the bittersweet story of reality. Behind those creases lies a belief that although life may have not been fair, the journey through it all was a good one nonetheless.

     We will carry your words and feelings with us as we go through our own life.

     Thank you for everything. Thank you Mago-Mago Arashi. Thank you Ojii-chan and Obaa-chan.

     Thank you.


===

     Watching this vid makes me all teary eyed and nostalgic. MMA was such a beautiful show where Arashi had learned to really feel. Every grandpa and grandma had a different story to tell, some were funny, some were sad, some were nostalgic and some were sweet. I feel as if I’ve lived a lot of lives when I watched this series. It’s so raw and, just like arashi, a beautiful imagery of life. <3

     So, thank you again, obaa-chan, ojii-chan. Thank you. :’)


satoshitomi: (Life is hard~)
2012-01-26 10:49 am

it's complicated. D:

Dear sweet balls of squid.

It's like all my writing capabilities vanished overnight. T^T

I feel that the advertorial I just wrote for work was a monumental piece of sh*t and I don't know how to make it better. 

guh.


and. [livejournal.com profile] quartered, I'm so sorry, I haven't started on your letter yet. When I finished this damned advertorial, I swear... amsdnasknfasknjf D: D: D:

*sobs*



oh. and. BELATED HAPPY BIRTHDAY MR. NADEGATAJAPAN! Onwards to another year of epic fails and sloping shoulder jokes! 8'D

KAGEYAMA! THE CAR!